Fat kids make better sandwiches.
-Brittstar March 04′
Got a post card today. Postcard was a damn site better that the fucking power bill I ‘ll tell ya that much. Where the fuck I am ment to find 400 quid in loose change is totally beyond Me.I will do my ‘What bill?’ trick…again… B* is watching “Lock stock and 2 smoking’…” and I am listening to Led Zep 2. If you ever want to feel about as talented as a pile of rancid 3 day old vomit this is the album that I would totally recomend…where was I? ….oh yeah…post card right!
Postal service in Spain must be run by stoners on donkeys.
Hey,
[ it said, ]
Spain here,
you there.
love yas all.
Ross.
Cunt.
Did a good poster run tonite and as always laughed our asses off at the dudes from sydney posters waving their fists at us hating our guts. Fuck em’ as Delux would say. In keeping with my total mood fuck everyone. Our Pc [ computer, not the bass player from ‘Duster…] is surrounded by scraps of paper, roach ends and empty cards of Neurophen. B* Scrawled on the back of the phone bill last nite “I’d sell my soul for total control….” remember that song? Sums it all up nicely really. It would be valid if I had a soul to sell…
Tommrow is rent day. Shit. Not so much parting with the dollars mind…just the fact that there are so many assholes out there during the day.Should be banks for vampires… I will make it. I wont even take a gun.
Speaking of firearms..Ted Nugent!.. Sorry! Wrong rant……almost 10 years since Kurt left the building.10 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!!! Get me back to the 90’s in my De lorien. Please. Got to see Helmet drastically underaged and recklessly drunk…what more do you want from life.?.
I rest My case.
To the sikfuk who asked….. I counted…. I now have 23 tattoos…Fuck me! That looks like alot when you write it down. Soon to be more. Bet ya sweet ass on that.
Mmmmm….Thank you Shine boys! The call in Blunt was sooo sweet.
Does anyone wanna pay my bills?…worth a try.
The song listing for the new slab is looking good. We are back at it tommrow. The latest one is called “Blood calls…” I had the wet dream of the century last nite…got to do the Slayer support.[ There was some other shit that had fuck all to do with that but for once I will keep my trap shut..Lets just say that that was the 1st time that I have EVER woken up in a mood that good!..] How many motherfuckers would that piss off! How happy would I be!
My last Slayer moment rendered me useless as always….. most rockgods are like some kind of Esher print to me…the closer I get the shorter they get. Kerry King came up to my armpit. I was gutted! But I am getting used to it!
“Sand ” Is pretty much done and there are a few “Rock out with ya cock out ” moments that are gonna freak people out.I love all those super serious metalheads who do nothing but bitch like a bunch of blondes at a year 8 disco. You just know the last thing they played was the recorder in yr 3 or with themselves… I get all Paul Rogers in the studio now. Funny shit. We are still working out the logistics of recording the album in Canada. Any excuse to miss the worst of the winter here.
I am digging all the shit you sikfuks are sending into the site. Keep the profiles rolling in. You can say if ya wanna be working team or not. Get ya head up there so we know who we are hooking up with on the road. I am hooking up with Miss Shelia to give her the contents of my photo file….be afraid…
I am gonna go and try and get some sleep…yeah right…..But I will see ya’ll at Mortal Sin this Friday I take it? Last time I had the pleasure was in 97’ and THIS is the original line up…you would be a fool not to…Fri the 5th at The mighty Annandale. Me and The B* will be there flyers flying, Rocking out and all that ….then she has the un-enviable task of helping me pick my dreads….eugh…..She is a saint.She is boiling eggs and I have a nutella jones that wont fuck off. My life is one big diet. Well it is now. I fell down the stairs the other day and not only is 6’3 a long way down but being that I am in my fat Elvis stage I shifted the foundations of Chez rock when my fat ass landed. Drastic measures. If you see Iggy pop Tell him that I want my metabolism back. Cheers.
Delux is gonna shit when he catches this backlog….
Big congrats to my brother and co. for The Hard- ons making it into the “Top one hundred gigs that changed the world” in Blunt. Too fucking right! I am still miffed that he did not make the “Top 100 axe masters….” or what ever it was called in Rolling Stone. This is not Bias but NO one Pulls a guitar sound like Blackie. God only knows that it changed my life enough to sell my soul to rock and roll.
I was gonna tell you about my side project but I think the less that is said at this point the better.
More Tourettes TV heading your way…I shudder to think…they never run it by me which is quite canny. You get to see the grind behind of one of the most involved photo sessions ever.I was picking fake blood out of orifices that I did not know existed for days afterward.Ash made a spectical of himself with a cows tounge. If you can avoid it? Do not get semi nude around lard. Take it from one who knows.To all asking about the song with Peaches?. We are both up for it but as always it is logistics. We will see what we will see ok? There are gonna be a few suprises on this album.
Send me your sugestions for the title and if any of you sikfuks nail it? Well! You get the Kudos…but be warned it would wanna be good…hehehe….
New Film clip soon.
Never thought that I would miss Ross this much.
Squeeze my lemon indeed Mr Plant………
Later.
SF4L.
Michele.
