Well!

I think that I take the crown for ass numbingly boring Saturday nites…I have been building a sky scraper[ WOO! Diamond Dave!…sorry!] with my writers blocks and when it is finished I plan on doing a swan dive right off the fucking top! I have been complaining about this in the last few entries and I bet ya’ll thinking “Fuck she goes on! What about all the crap she said she had done…..” HEY! I didnt say that I WAS’NT writing! I am pumping it out like a motherfucker! THAT is not the problem…The problem is that it is all total dreck! I mean, how many songs can one angry young woman write about killing everyone ?[ Dont answer that!Too late!…] Lets just say that I have enough for two double live albums at this point..sigh. And more love songs to serial killers and the like.Sometimes Ash asks me “Whats this one about?” after I have almost bust a lung screaming my ass off “Its..” I puff,Red faced and totally unattractive “Its a love song, pant,pant…..” “But you killed them in the second verse.” “Yeah,well..um?…ITS STILL A LOVE SONG” “Sor-ee!!Remind me not to let you date anyone that I am fond of!”

We are adding a new member to the family this next run to Melbourne.Ross was right! The Osbournes have met their match in the mental stakes once we get going! We needed a camera man/merch god/all round good guy.Calls were made [” Oi! Lez! Get ya shit together! We are goin’ on the road!”] and we knew that there was only ONE man for the job.One man who could put up with the bullshit of being cramed into a stinky transit van with the most mentally unsound band in Australia for up to 13 hours at a time,A man who would embrace the “Pull My Finger” Je noi suis qui of the Tourettes experince….A stoner god and strangly enough the only member of my family who ever really had any faith in Me [it was all the free booze that I have thrown his way over the years..or maybe the controlled subst…..] A-hem! WELCOME ABOARD LEEROY M! Arghhhhh! Its a fucking pirates life for us!Miss Jo? If you are reading this I SWEAR that I will get him back to you in one peice.

He has been told that EVERYTHING is fair game….ohhhhhh Jesus!To quote Spinal Tap…….”A bit to much fucking perspective..” I am gonna go and keep writing and I wanted to tell you that I ran into Mr M Goodey from Candys tonite and as Strapping are playing the same nite as us [How rude!] Rather than risk my boys doing a freeform jazz odessy cause I have done a runner to see Heavy Deavy and co, It has been decided that we will go on round one in the morning so you can get down and see us ALL IN THE SAME NITE! How much does that rule!

SF4L.
Michele.