Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her,
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry “Lover gold hatted,high bouncing lover, I must have you!”
-Thomas Parke D’Invilliers.
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
-The Buzzcocks.
Bet Keith Richard doesn’t have to go to the fucking IGA after playing fucking Wembly to compare fucking prices on fucking homebrand soymilk……
-Journal entry. In the van, 4am leaving Melbourne.
Find myself forgetting.Tonite I cant remember beauty and it slays Me.I itch all the time and that leads me to think that I am allergic to myself. I am thinking if I make it through the next decade even 40% intact its gonna be a fucking event and a half.
With cake.
Think about them gone. Thin and coked. People tend to up and dispose of each other. My friends from AA write me from the jungle. My city underwater.Toddski writes me from NYC and says that he is sorry.Saint Tina expresses relief that I did not buy the house I wanted there. I hope that my friends made it out Ok.You think that you should pray or something at times like this but you know that God is not listening……
When I sleep I dream and it’s kicking the shit out of me. You were giving me a Motorhead tattoo and come hither eyes. You voice rides bareback. Your voice carries a blade…..
Nothing left here for a thief like you
and I like you
God help me but I do…..
-“Rod-fuckin’-Stewart”
Fear can be quite arousing if you a pervert like me……
Speaking of perverts,Skoota the NZ Sikfuk supreme met Ron Jeremy. I am green bro! Skoot is a bonafiedhardcoremotherfucker.He came out to catch our first two gigs back. Star.
Been fucked over?
Need a bit of faith in divine comeuppance?
This ones for you……………read on.
Gotta tell y’all about this one….Back in the hey day of The Ranch I was up for sheltering fellow punx and assorted fucks from round the world. Breakfast was never boring…The NZ contingent spat up a skater who I thought was pretty cool so in he moved. Jim Greico deck and the like. Anyway he turned out to be a blagging cunt who sent me a horror email after bailing without paying his way telling me what he thought of me…cheers ya fucker.
Fast forward a few years and he has the gall to want an add on myspace.
You were a bitch then K and you still are .Go fuck yourself.
The best revenge is living well.
So I guess that it’s going something along these lines….I am at my big brothers place, He is at work and the beloved monkey is passed out on the couch. My dreads still reek of the beer that Cameron poured over my head as I gave head to Matt-lo’s guitar ala Bowie/Ronson and that was before I got bit on the face in the pit by some drunk who grabbed my fist before I had a chance to swing and punched himself with it doing all the hard work for me.Stellar.
I love going on the Road with Blooduster.
Feeling burnt today. Met up with Leeroy,Miss Karen,Number one son and Miss Lex for breakfast. Much gossip and strong coffee. Lee and I snaked up Crown street talking our eternal shit.[“you cant have a car chase with OUT banjos playing dude, its an insult to the gods of V8….”] He got me the most awesome jacket. A real Seattle special. And listened to me blather on about how I want to buy the old Bentley bar and change it into my cult HQ cause god only knows that a girl has gotta have goals. It was raining and I got a bit broody.Meh.
Had the best fucking time in Newcastle. I got to have one of those “Ugly duckling does good” peak Hollywood moments when I got to go onstage to do “DFF” with Bloodduster.I ended up on my back covered in Tony and Matt.The crowd were killer as well and I was stoked that some people came out to see us [hey Melanie with the Mohawk]….. does my blackheart a world of good.
As you can imagine it was all pretty sordid so I will give you a beat poetry version of the weekend without naming names. Pull a cone as then it may make sense.
I doubt it though.
Till the wheels fall off
for gods sake don’t drop your pants again
Green jager bottle means go motherfucker
pizza makes you shit
and porn makes you happy
sure I will sign your hand
a home invasion
a metal pipe to the head you say?
Ole!ole!ole!
Can’t love you if you don’t call me within the hour
fried food and
was yaw always a girl?????
depends, were you always a stain
delux telling me
that I am gonna get beat up again
Sammy and his broken heart
as Pc does the fat guy jump off the drum riser to make me laugh
Me and monkey side of stage
and encores make my heart go like a bomb
Bizzos and I rant
bit on the face
beer all over and Pc gives great motorhead
Miss Karen on the desk like a pirate
Stat rape of Anthony on stage
Hash cookies and call me call me
A message before I go on heart shaped shit pink bubbles.
Leroy king of the fish 3 weeks surfing coming up brother
Miss Amy the dream let
Evan, you will go far
Crack smoked off tins
7″ singles
you did what to your sister???!!!!
nah! Smell it!
…………………and it all went to 11.
Thank you.
This place is so cool. I can chill here. But I got issues dolls. And I aint talking bout the Korn album….Nah,just these impulses that tell me to lose it. I was on the crapper before and The shower screen was begging for my fist or my head…do ya ever?
Did a totally perverted photo shoot with the divine Mz Terror of Mzannethropik.That woman can get me half dressed and blurry before a camera like no other. Not to sure what half the drivers on King St in Newtown thought about copping an eyeful of my ass poking out from under the bottom of a black latex chong-sam.And me swearing like a trucker…gold that.
The pix came out like a dream and there is no one else that I would rather have tying me to a bed and mounting me like art with a ball gag wedged in my gob.A sultry way to spend an afternoon for sure.Its all in aid of smut and the fact that we are doing a show together at Bar Broadway on sept 17th.
Me and Dee-Dee Ramone have the same birthday.Cool huh?
Been lucky enough to be on the door for everything since I got back into town. There is so much hot shit and Now that No1# son has lent me his pushy my fast shrinking but still epic ass is burning all over the place. See ya at the Landsdowne for Nunchukka and the mint chicks on the 6th.I am out all the time.
Monkey just scraped her ass off the sofa and off to bed.Alot of hangovers in out tribe today.I don’t even try and call Ross [aka-The magic number/delux/The champ/the reason/Nigger-roo…etc etc…]after a few shows in a row anymore. Phone is off. He was described as “A junky rock star deviant” by a not so happy lad the other night, which you can imagine, had us both barking with evil glee. You can bust a nut for a lifetime for such kudos. Sweet.
Ahhh.before I forget I wanna say sorry to all the Brisvegans who have written me.You know that we wouldn’t pull out without a good reason.Didnt want to get ya up the duff….We will see you a month later and the wait will make it sweeter.
I am “Dog rooted” as it is known in our camp.My spelling is turning to shit and I need to sleep.
Later
SF4L
Michele.
