How long has it been since we got back from Melbourne?
What ? Two weeks? Ah! That explains the low angry hum comming from my laundry basket…That would be SUCH a cool way to die…”And in more news,Tourettes Lead singer Michele Madden was found dead in what looks like a bizarre laundry accident…” The 1st rock pig to be killed By a “Down” hoodie I am SO sure.I am totally domestically retarded.Go up to Ross at the next show and whisper “The Ranch…” in his tender ear and watch him blanch. My Mother used to say that I was…” more dirty than a boy!” when I was but a dirtbomb of a wee thing [hard to imagine I know,but I was vertically challanged once apon a time…] WRONG! I am yet to find a boy who is as messy as me! The dickpackers at The Ranch wouldnt even come upstairs when my sister and I ruled the roost.The world was our ashtray….sigh….Does anyone have a spare slave? I need clean stuff so the boys will let Me ride in the van with them as we head out to DESTROY Bris-Vegas.
Speaking of the eternally cool and long suffering Saint Tina,she sent Me a cool letter today saying that may-be I should put the breaks on writing wise when insomnia is beating the snot outta me…That I should,erm?…Not edit,but not cut myself open.I wrote back saying that its a bit late! She rules!! And I pointed out that if I didnt write at such stupid times and wracked with sleepless anger I would never write at all.!! Just goes to show that your always a kid to your parental units.She is gonna thump me for saying all that cause its exactly what she is talking about!!!.I walk the line..
I have been processing this whole BDO thing as you can imagine.The underdogs come through eh? I am not gonna say that I cant believe it ’cause I have been wishing and working for sooooo long.It IS a dream come true. I mean look at us,I cant do laundry, We have no manager,no record company support and NO fucking budget thats for bloody sure! And yet…I will tell you what we have that they dont,We have the best fucking fans EVER!
….I dont know about you guys but it makes me think that the tide is turning. If you are reading this now you dont let anyone tell you what to listen to.You are not dictated to by record pimps and what they believe is “The next big thing” In short,you are not to be bought.You are in it,like me,like us,for the love of it.Dont change! Now,who woulda thunk in these times that a pack of renagage Sikfuks would…….BE PLAYING ON THE SAME FUCKING BILL AS METALLICA!!@!#@!#@!!!!!!OHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! Bet your ASS I am totally over the moon! I have been flogging “Master of Puppets” all night!! Would it be bad protocol,do ya think, to throw my self at Sir James Hetfields leather clad feet of totally fuckin awsome-ness?I will undoubtably make an utter fan- boy fool of myself!!Example….”JAAAAAAMES!!!!! Ozzy took you out on the road in 86′ dont you think that it would be good karma to take us? blahblah…..”I am just glad that I never had to stage that hunger strike in Ken Wests office!
  Tell ya what else feels real good at this stage of the game?…remembering all the civillians that said that I would never get this far.Oh Lordy!!I have three well thought out, yet stellar words for you…..KISS MY ASS! Anyone who says that revenge via success doesnt taste like the sweetest fucking victory known to mankind needs their goddamned head checked! Who? Damn! That is one loooong list! But rest assured that I got it from my so called “Nearest and Dearest” at the time. What ever you do? Whatever you want? DO NOT BACK DOWN! Finding your truth is 50% luck and 50% smarts.That is the EASY bit.Following it? The whole world is gonna come down on you,you are gonna want to throw in the towel every day.What? You think that I am gonna sit here and lie to you? Say that I never doubt myself? Get the fuck outta here.!.The second that you follow your own path? Oh Man!!! It was once said that in order to “Get what you want you must first find out what you must loose.” I cant remember who said that as it is now 6:31 in the morning and sleep,as always is avoiding me like the plague. But said smart ass had a point. People fall away from what scares them and rest assured there is NOTHING like a driven being who moves outside of the circle to get em’ scared,Think of life as that scene in “Midnight Express” when Billy decides that enough is enough and walks the wrong way around the prayer wheel.Sums it all up as far as I see it.[“Brillant fuking flick,5 stars”-Me.]You were born right.Screw ’em!
Ahhh!Back to band stuff!We are gonna be tearing Candys Apart on the 31st of Oct,Yup!Halloween!!! Dress up and get your asses down there!Its gonna be a riot!Keep in mind the last one we did I showed up as Axl.w.Rose so feel free to let your freak flag fly with us!!!.8 Ft Savita are trecking in from the Land of the long white cloud to throw down with us so its gonna be a monster!I can pretty much bet the farm on some one in My band wearing a dress…AND ITS NOT GONNA BE ME! We are gonna be headlining at Bar Broadway on Nov 14th with My favorate Bris-Vegas Boys Japunga.If you didnt see em’ at our launch you would wanna catch em this time! 3 Point Tilt are gonna be rounding out the bill.Cool.
Just wanna shout out to a few people before I drag My rotten ass home and crawl into My coffin…..
Death Endless spreading the Sikfuk vibe in London.Go hard darlin! Miss Sophia and Mr Adam showing ’em how its done in LA.The one and only Gooch-monster in Tucson Arizona,I will see you soon Bro!Toddski in NYC,Thanx for the 16th birthday card!Jacobi,Thanx for being there from the get go.The Melbourne Sikfuk crew,good to have you aboard guys.Big Lachie Drummer boy and his crew of Brisbane Sikfuks,Gonna be soooo good to see ya.Skot 01# Tell me? What are you comming as? Capt A on the Doom patrol. Miss Karen down south much respect………
And to YOU for reading ,listening and believing.
Thanx for all the letters,keep em comming and bug the FUK outta Rage and Channel V To show “Stand”
Search and Destroy.
Michele.
