Its kinda like a self-saucing pudding that cleans up after itself,really….
-Ross on people who swallow.
-Eughhhhhh Man!
Me on the above.
-Ive decided that we should call the Album “Led Zeplin 2” We cant fail!
Me….it was late Ok?
[Keep the title suggestions comming…I am digging it cronic!]
First a list:
To anyone who,over the last 2 weeks in BC:
Fed us
Let us sleep on their floors
Comped us Tickets
Put our name on the Door
Boozed us up
Gave us swag
Scored us drugs……
We are in your debt and give thanx.
Bonjour motherfuckers,
I just kicked delux out to go bar hopping with dave and smash.Mike is out doing posters and my brother Jr e-mailed me today to remind me that I am a shallow thoughtless prick.I still cannot get used to typing on this thing.
I had my “Fat Elvis woe is me day” today.You can thank Me when you see me for sparing you the details.I am well over myself now and going back to the gym tommrow.
Nerrrrrrrrrr…….
This is to be sung to the tune of “Jane says” [ Sorry Perry! It was funny at the time…]
Ash says,
Im fed up with Michele
She never fucking listens
Ross knows what a pain she is
And mikeys going postal….
Mish says I think Ashleys a cunt
He treats Me like Im dirt
And he doesnt learn the lyrics…
He doesnt learn the lyrics [Times 3]
Mike says
They are all after Me
They think that I dont notice
Ross sits and rolls his tired eyes
While Ash and michele snigger…
Ross says I dont like Rock’n’Roll
It makes my headache throb
I dont know why I still do this….
I dont know why I do this [Times 3]
Mish says
This tour fucking sucks
we never play enough shows
Ross yells and tells her to shut up
While Ash skins up a monster spliff
Mike says I wanna see my girl
You cunts are fucking mad
we all go mental in the RV
WE ALL GO MENTAL IN THE RV…..
[add lib to fade]
-Mama? I dont like it as the truth hurts but it is good that you wrote it.
-No# 1 son.
I have been sleeping in Chuck Billys old Testement long sleave and sooking hard core.What did I expect? Hang out with my Toxic Twin for a fortnight…I am detoxing OK? Ash gets into the studio tommrow and we are jamming in the doom-room again so at least,to nick a line off my ever brillant Sir Hank it will “Keep my mind off my mind”
Well done to Miss Shelia on the sikfuk site.The gallery is looking quite smashing. Keep those profiles rolling in,Yes I am talking to you North America!Photos of y’all in your Tourettes shirts never go astray as well.We are always in awe of your art work too so keep us posted.
The Hard ons played at the ‘dale……Sigh.I am not home sick.Just event sick.As always. Here we go on the recording front.Me and Ross were very good and went and practiced our singing along with Skynard ,free pool and gratis chicken wings [Cheers mike!] At “Juliets castle” Our local dive.Professional non?
“The problem is,3 beers? not enough.4 beers? I am anybodys!”
“Neh,4 beers and you are Everybodys…”
-Delux and Moi.On the town.Heh.
Ive got a fucking blood nose again! Up the altitude and watch Me come apart.Kinda Iggy if you wanna look on the bright side….gossip….the ever stellar B* has been keeping company with No Doubt of late.Guess that she smoked all of B-Reals dope then…No word on her eternal “Snoop-quest”…..Looking foward to playing all month….Somthing like 15 shows…Ozzy still wont admit that he is my dad but its only a matter of time….Devin out in Europe playing with the DTP….Have nothing left to hock…feeling dangerous….snigger….Pretty much writing another [on top of THIS one!] album with Ash……Internal violence reigns….saw a knife on 17th st that I desire….we are gonna be on TV….2 hour co hosting on the radio this weekend [“…….And that is why Slayer rule.Thank you and goodnight”]
I would like to leave you now on a line that made me choke on a honey peanut while rolling dow the Red Deer trail heading west only this afternoon….
“I only feel guilty untill I know that I havent been caught.”
-R.Ian.Delux.Bassgod.Esquire.
I think that there is somthing in that for all of us.Please discuss.Goodnight.
SF4L
Michele
