03/08/04

– Anyone who says that revenge is not the most brillant feeling outside of being given amnesty to kill is doing somthing wrong.
Me at 4-somthing this morning.

And as we all know from watching too many movies about the Mafia,the best revenge is success…….

I never want to see another cock solo as long as I live.If you were at the Fishos show you would know what I am on about.Val’s girlfriend was totally uninpressed.I thought that it was funny as all fuck! Ash said to us in the band room as Wayne Newton crooned our last song. “That is the 1st time I have ever had a grown mans cock rubbed against me!!!” To which we all howled with total disbelief.He did a really good show of looking hurt though which just made me laugh even harder!

[Later,in carpark….]

Michele,You know the rule,”Anything that happens on the road…?’ -Ash.

Ends up on the net- Mikey.

Too damn right! It was a great show and as always you sikfuks are the shit.Making your way out to the beaches….sigh.I wanna thank all who came but the Razorblade smile crew who came from fucking Cambeltown [@#!#@!#@!$!] have got my respect. Holy shit!
Thanx to Ruination and ECM for doing the show with us.

Cant wait for this Annandale show on friday.Dreams comming true.Playing with fucking Mortal sin Man!!!! the band that opened for Metallica on their first jaunt downunder.A cornerstone in Australian Metal…And all the other bands to boot! Wahhhhh!

I dunno if he is reading this but….Darren Abbott? If you all of the sudden have a problem with Me and my band do you wanna be a man about it and talk to me? Thanx.

The B* is now rocksolid in LA.1st day in town? She goes to OZZFEST.Natch.I am a funny shade know as “Envy” green at this point as you can imagine…….Only my beautiful blonde sister could end up at Ozzfest with backstage passes and manage to miss all the bands that I would flog a fucking kidney on the blackmarket to see!!! I wish that I had not of asked to tell you the truth.
Here is the list of what she missed…..
Superjoint [sniff……]
Slayer [Wah!…….]
Judas Priest [ARGH!…….]

And here is the dinger…………………………………….
BLACK SABBATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …….sob.

I cannot cope…..

“Oh Baby!” She purrs to me sitting on Venice beach “Its Ok ’cause you will be on it next year! We are getting your stuff to Geffen this week!”
“But!” I hiccup “Sabbath B*,SABBATH!!!!!!!!!”
I could hear her rolling her eyes at my fanboy ass over 17 thousand miles.

To get my mind off that I will tell you about all the spanky shit that is going down regarding our world domination.We were at Soundlevel kickin’ out the jams the other nite when Delux droppes a bomb on Me.
“Mish,have you heard of a band called Kings X?”
“Yeah man! The Album “Dogman” Rules..[ Cue Me giving the whole band history till everyone looks bored…15 min later I come up for air…..].Why?” I pant.
“How would you feel about playing some shows with them?”

Ok.So running out of the room screaming was not the most Jedi move that I could have pulled but WAHHHH! ‘How would I feel????” Um,I know,lets file that under “Totally fucking honnored!” shall we?

Another thing that made me rub my hands with evil glee was remembering the sell out bank clerk/wanna-be drummer that I used to live with who got me into them back in the day…..
Have a nice day you tubby shit!

This has gotta be the Revenge whitetrash.

I am not the one that you want on the other side of the wire I will tell ya that! I have got a memory like a fucking elephant.And I will wait………

Zach La Rocha once barked that “Anger is a gift”. He is 110% proof on that one as far as I go.Fuck dumbing down and letting people fuck with you.That shit is more insidious than cancer.It will drive you mad.Call the shot.

I cannot wait to get to Canada and record this new album.GUITAR SOLOS!!!!!!!! Ash has nailed it!!! I break into a big spazzy smile as soon as I hear it.The one that I hope makes it in.It sounds like the soundtrack to Valhalla.I keep comming up with stupid names,this one is fondly refered to as “Tyler Durden”.There are some other huge things that I will let ya’ll in on as soon as they are confirmed.Lets just say that I am smiling [….scary.]

Oh yeah…Before I forget.
If you wanna talk shit about Me at LEAST make your feeble lies a tad more interesting…You are boring me and rest assured if I ever bore you it will be with a 12″ hunting knife….Nah…I will let you live out your totally crapulent lives knowing that you are fully aware of how much you suck.

But keep it comming.It makes me go harder.

Big thanx to MFR and the Blunt crew for the write up this month.

I am gonna go and stress out over this clip we are shooting in 48 hours.I want a body double for my LIFE. Kidding.

See ya’ll on the weekend.
SF4L
Michele